Chaos, Schemes, and Seriously Questionable Choices
Monday’s General Hospital episode was a masterclass in bad decisions, sneaky tactics, and unexpected make-out sessions. From Lulu and Spinelli breaking and entering (because what could go wrong?), to Tracy running a legal circus, to Sasha facing yet another unwanted visitor—Port Charles was packed with drama. And let’s not forget Drew, who just loves making enemies. Buckle up, because this GH recap is full of twists, turns, and pure messiness.
Lulu and Spinelli: Welcome to Your Criminal Era
Ah, Lulu Spencer. Never one to sit back and let the authorities do their job, she enlists Spinelli to literally break into Valentin’s house. Spinelli, being the tech genius that he is, bypasses the security system because apparently, he has zero self-preservation instincts. Just as they start snooping, in walks Sonny and Lucy, forcing our two amateur spies to dive for cover.
But wait—plot twist! Sonny is looking to buy Valentin’s house. Because who wouldn’t want a property with all the bad juju attached to it? Kristina shows up, questioning her father’s real estate choices (as she should), but Lucy assures her that Valentin is so last season. Sonny signs the deal, proving that poor life choices run in the Corinthos family.
Quartermaine Drama: Tracy’s Legal Circus
Somewhere across town, Tracy is absolutely losing it over the Quartermaine family crypt potentially being on public land. Alexis and Lois try to make her see reason, but Tracy would rather start a war than admit she’s wrong. Enter Martin, who gets an earful from Tracy before she dramatically kicks him out.
Meanwhile, Dante gets dragged into this mess because Tracy suddenly decides Martin deserves to be arrested. Dante refuses (because he’s got some sense), and Gio—our unexpected voice of reason—tells Tracy to rethink her life choices. Tracy, being Tracy, decides she’ll just get her own survey done, one that will conveniently say exactly what she wants. The level of entitlement is astronomical.
Gio’s Mansion Meltdown
Speaking of Gio, the poor guy is not loving life at the Quartermaine mansion. He vents to Dante about feeling out of place and how Scout is getting caught in the middle of the Drew vs. Tracy feud. And honestly? He’s got a point. Tracy already came for him once, but Dante suspects she secretly respects his ability to stand up to her. Because nothing says love in the Quartermaine family like constant verbal combat.
Jason and Sasha: The Support She Didn’t Ask For
Over at the Metro Court, Jason is trying his best to be the supportive friend, but Sasha? She’s not in the mood. She tells him about Carly’s offer for her to be the Metro Court’s new chef (because why not add a career change to her already complicated life?). Jason offers her money, but she shuts him down real quick. She wants independence, and honestly, good for her.
But then, of course, things take a turn when Sidwell decides to let himself into her kitchen like some budget horror movie villain. And instead of immediately running for the hills, Sasha actually listens to his absurd proposal. Sidwell wants her to convince the Deception team that kidnapping her was just a big ol’ misunderstanding—and he’ll even throw in $250K to sweeten the deal. Just when she seems like she might consider it, Jason walks in, shutting it down with the force of a thousand judgmental glares.
Lucas and Brad: Rekindling or Regretting?
Lucas and Brad, two exes with a very complicated past, reunite at a medical symposium. They share drinks, reminisce about their messy history, and before you know it, they’re making out on the way to Brad’s room. But just as things are heating up, Brad slams the brakes. Why? Because he has a confession to make. And knowing Brad, it’s probably huge.
Curtis vs. Drew: The Pettiest Power Struggle
Curtis and Portia are out enjoying a nice dinner—until Drew crashes in, ready to cause chaos. Apparently, Curtis’ little chat with Congressman Henderson cost Drew a spot on the appropriations committee, and boy is he mad about it. Curtis, however, is not in the mood for Drew’s tantrum, reminding him that the committee can function just fine without him. Drew storms off, but Portia is rightfully worried that he’s not done making trouble.
And she’s absolutely right. Because instead of moving on like a normal person, Drew immediately runs to Selina Wu, looking for dirt on Curtis. But all she has is some juicy info on Portia. Turns out, Portia tampered with a patient’s test results, and if that gets out, she could lose her medical license. Looks like Drew just found himself a new weapon.
Who’s Winning and Who’s Crashing?
Monday’s General Hospital full episode recap proves that no one in Port Charles knows how to make good decisions. Lulu and Spinelli are one security alarm away from jail, Tracy is rewriting reality to suit her needs, and Sasha keeps attracting all the wrong people. Meanwhile, Drew is spiraling into villain territory, and Brad might be sitting on a secret that could change everything.
With tensions rising and bad decisions stacking up, tomorrow’s GH recap is bound to be even messier. Stay tuned—because this drama is far from over.
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